Ranch

horse back riding, hay rides, campfire sing a longs, guided excursions to surrounding points of interest, rodeo…..

This may be a stupid question, but what goes in the ranch dip you get with buffalo wings? It almost seems too runny to just be ranch dressing itself.
No the restaurant is not cheap. Far from it my dear.

Now, now, now, you are having us on aren’t you? I have checked in Wikipedia, Encyclopedia Brittanica and others and low and behold they are all of the same opinion, buffalo do not have and never have had wings. I know that this must come as a bit of a shock to discover this, but it is so. Just imagine what size the wings would have to be to lift a buffalo that weighs about a ton. Mind you, you will need one hell of a sized box to put them in and the dip would come in 10 gallon buckets. What idiot thought of calling chicken wings buffalo wings? It staggers the imagination.