Where should I buy land for my gerbil ranch?

January 312010

I need to do something to make money after I’m voted out! Help! Puleeeez!

Oh come on Barney, we know where your gerbil ranch really is.

7 Responses

  1. Cactus Jack Says:

    Provincetown Bawney! Birds of a feather! And, no transportation costs to the market!
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  2. libsticker Says:

    Nevada, you can go into business at a highly taxed rate with Harry Reid.
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  3. Colin M Says:

    San Francisco!
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  4. Smurf [Libertarian fool] Says:

    Bwahahaha! There’s some nice flat land in Haiti up for grabs. Wait… is it too soon?
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  5. Pundit Says:

    Montana or South Dakota are excellent pasture areas and I heard gerbils thrive out there.
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  6. capcajun Says:

    Looking to get the most bang for your buck, I would start where the demand is the greatest, Hollywood, then have a farm in Fire Island. Hell Barn, you could franchise this out. Do you still have someone operate the Call Boy Ring?
    Have a happy retirement.
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  7. The fed up matthew™ Says:

    Oh come on Barney, we know where your gerbil ranch really is.
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